Is school interesting to you? Of course not why would you ask such a redundant question? Why do we even bother attend that place? Girl I think about that same question every morning before I get up out of bed. Is it really worth it? Like seriously. School is the main and most important thing in our daily lives. School is our lives. We literally do nothing but go to school five out of seven days of the week for about twenty-two years of our lives and sometimes more depending on what your dream job is. Since the main factor of our day is so boring, why not spice it up a little? One day while I was sitting in class bored, the usual I just started saying stupid stuff to entertain myself. To be honest my first period is the most boring class of the day...sucks right? Right. You would hope that you could start it off on a good note but when Dr. Bailey was making my roster she said nope, you thought. Anyways, back to my boring butt being in class. My friend walked in bundled up with her jacket zipped it up and her furry hoodie on. The heat is on blast in school so I was just wondering, is she cold? So I went along and asked her. You cold? Her reply was: “You hot?” from then I just felt like asking obvious questions. Since class was boring I just left and started wandering the halls. While on my journey I ran into another friend. She was in the bathroom. Hey girl! She said hey back. Further down the conversation she told me to hold on because she had to blow her nose. I then asked: “You got snot in there?” she just looked at me lol. When someone drank some water or was munching on chips I asked: “You thirsty” “You hungry?” When you think about it, it probably started to get super annoying but who cares. I got so bored that me and my friend made it into a competition just going back and forth until one of us couldn’t think of anything else.
Her: You wearing a Jacket?
Me: You wearing a shirt?
Her: You put your hair in a ponytail?
Me : Your feet was cold? (she had on boots)
Her: Your shirt got buttons?
……..and so on and so forth. It got to the point where I just started saying the obvious all day. “You going to class?” “You trying to learn?” “You eating lunch?” “You buying ice cream?” “You going home?” When I reached home I used this as way to be smart to people that asked me dumb, rhetorical questions. My father has a smart mouth on himself so I decided to mix fire with fire. Surprisingly, I didn’t get in trouble for my “smart” remarks. We actually found it to be quite amusing. Cool right? Thank me later. There are times in life where you’re not going to be in a situation and rather be somewhere else or maybe even regretful. “Laughter makes everything easier, funnier, and happier…” think I deserve a cookie. Everybody say it after three… 1...2...3 “Thank you Captain Obvious!” You’re oh so welcome.